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J E B Stuart
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Your mom? Charming Heffernan’s snake? Lord help us. I’m gonna reassign my gender and join a convent.

Amen.

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You can't join a Convent. They don't have Dickel there.

Are people who join a Convent conventional?

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You can't join a Convent. They don't have Dickel there.

Are people who join a Convent conventional?



Only if they have spent enough time practicing conventilation.

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Tall glass of milk or tall glass of milf? Who were the four die-hards at that time?

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What time are you referring to?

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This thread is not long enough that you have an excuse to have not re-read it. I'm disappointed in you, GFY.

Are there only three or four diehards still posting between the tumbleweeds here at this point? - TT

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This thread is not long enough that you have an excuse to have not re-read it. I'm disappointed in you, GFY. ...

Yes, Herkimer is disappointing to know. Truth is, he craves a solid, Andy Kaufman style pile-driver from you. Don’t go easy on him, either. He already has a neck brace ready.

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The neck brace is because I tried to turn my head around 360 degrees like an owl. My cock is in a brace for the same reason.

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The neck brace is because I tried to turn my head around 360 degrees like an owl. ...

You should audition for the next Exorcist sequel. I hear Linda Blair trained with an owl for weeks and she became a star.

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Heffernan is auditioning for the part of the priest, so I'm not going to have anything to do with this. He has a weird way of performing "exorcisms."

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Go ahead and audition, Herk. Heffernan’s out because his SAG membership dues check bounced.

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Why are you always telling me to do things? Why don't you audition for a change???

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