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absolut
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Post Hangover cures?

Got any that actually work?

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DevilMoon
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Drink more.

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I force myself to drink at least two big glasses of water before I go to sleep. if my noggin still aches a bit the next morning, I'll have another glass and some breakfast. usually clears it right up.

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hula hoops and lucozade

basically, starch, sugar and liquid.

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WastedPotential
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Sorry to hear you're sick.

I go to the Rustler's Roost and force myself to choke down the Pinto breakfast. Home fries, two eggs, biscuit and poultry gravy.

GRRRRRAAAAAVVVVYYYYY.....

Lots of tobasco helps. So does the three hundred cups of coffee consumed during the meal.

And then I go sleep for a couple hours.

If it's real bad puking sick, all one can do is pray for a quick death. Luckily for me, those episodes are few and far between.



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Agoust
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Advance preparation is key. Before you go to bed/pass-out, drink as much water as possible, along with a few Tylenol Extra Strength.

Works everytime. Ok, nearly every time.

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SocialParasite
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This is a guranteed cure for hangovers: Don't drink.

Simple as that. You don't want a hangover, you leave the booze alone.



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Was it something you would do for anybody?
Was it what you'd only do for me?
Or was it something where you acted when you saw the need
And knew that there would be a way the act could be repaid
And so it may, but for today
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CAL
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Cool

Okay, take a piece of raw pork and put it in the microwave. While it is cooking and the brown curds are bubbling to the surface, get some white bread. Take out pork, soak up brown curds with bread, roll into a ball and dissolve under your tongue.

Works like a charm...

CAL

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quote:
Originally posted by Agoust:
Advance preparation is key. Before you go to bed/pass-out, drink as much water as possible, along with a few Tylenol Extra Strength.



They say now that Tylenol + alcohol = liver damage.

D

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SocialParasite
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quote:
Originally posted by DevilMoon:
They say now that Tylenol + alcohol = liver damage.

D



Funny. They've said that alcohol + liver = liver damage for quite some time.

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"Your experiment this week, Joel, is called Pod People. It has nothing to do with pods, it has nothing to do with people, it has everything to do with *hurting*." - Dr. Forrester, MST3K

Was it something you would do for anybody?
Was it what you'd only do for me?
Or was it something where you acted when you saw the need
And knew that there would be a way the act could be repaid
And so it may, but for today
I want to thank you for putting me back in my snail shell

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Agoust
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quote:
Originally posted by DevilMoon:
They say now that Tylenol + alcohol = liver damage.




Right, I guess I should have qualified this. If you're a heavy drinker--i.e. more than three alcoholic beverages per day everyday, Tylenol and Advil (Ibuprofen) shouldn't be used.

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Dead_Inside
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quote:
Originally posted by Agoust:
Right, I guess I should have qualified this. If you're a heavy drinker--i.e. more than three alcoholic beverages per day everyday, Tylenol and Advil (Ibuprofen) shouldn't be used.



Uh-oh.

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Fiend
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gatorade, hands down the best hangover cure of all
either that or a joint

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quote:
Originally posted by AlcoholSoopaFiend:
[Bgatorade, hands down the best hangover cure of all
either that or a joint

[/B]


When did you sober up long enough to have a hangover?



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absolut
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quote:
Originally posted by SocialParasite:
This is a guranteed cure for hangovers: Don't drink.

Simple as that. You don't want a hangover, you leave the booze alone.



There's always one.

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JoeyCat
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Sounds disgusting, but I will share...

Drink plenty of water before going to bed. If you still feel bad the next morning...chocolate milk then some kind of carbonated beverage right after.

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Pangloss
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Yep.

90% of hangovers are caused by dehydration while you sleep. Nothing more. Try to drink a pint of water for every 4 units of alcohol you've had. (2 units in a pint of beer, 1 in a spirit and 1.5 (ish) in a glass of wine.)

Read this.

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I heard that if you take amphetamines with your alcohol, you can stop a hangover from developing. I wouldn't know first-hand though. . . I never get hung over, it seems the male side of my family is immune.

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quote:
Originally posted by absolut:
There's always one.



Yeah, there's always one that gives the best and most reasonable sure-fire advice ever. Aren't you glad it was me?

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Was it something you would do for anybody?
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And knew that there would be a way the act could be repaid
And so it may, but for today
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the trick is vomit, vomit, vomit.

throw up before you go to bed, drink mylanta, take advil, and drink gatorade. wake up in the middle of the night, drink more water take more advil. then jerk off.

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quote:
Originally posted by Freelance:
I heard that if you take amphetamines with your alcohol, you can stop a hangover from developing.


ha. the cure is worse than the ill.

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I have always heard that hangovers (much like morning sickness) are caused by a severe drop in blood sugar...and the quickest way to get your blood sugar back up is to put a spoonful (or one packet) of sugar under your tongue and let it disolve. (don't eat it) by letting it disolve under your tongue, most of it goes directly into your blood stream....presto...no more pukin (works like a charm for morning sickness anyways) as for the headaches...exedrin migraine seems to be the best by far

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Went to a christmas party last night and binge drank caraway schnapps.
I also drank half a gallon of club soda during the night, and have been about 85% functional today, on about 5 hours of sleep.

The only redeeming quality of being fat is that you can drink everyone else under the table twice over. 60ish units of alcohol in 8 hours is not a personal record, but its damn close.

And caraway schnapps is bloody tasty.

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60 units is just under 2 and a half bottles of vodka ... where is Skally?

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Schnapps just works.

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