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J E B Stuart
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*What if Mary had a little pig, instead of a lamb? Hickory dickery dick? Oh... Mary’s pig. It couldn’t have snow-white fleece because pigs roll in mud... eeeyah. wah wah wah... Three deaf mice? Why not four? ... and a dosey-doe, lalala ... Mary could get a little white poodle ... it’d be okay. Mary had a little dog, its fleas wuz white as snow and everywhere that Mary went, her dog was sure to pooooop ...*

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"Wait a second... is it that I only regret that I have one life to give to my country or is it I only regret that I have one wife to give to my country... that can't be it... or is it I only regret that I have one cunt to give...aw shit, I don't have a cunt to give, it's been awhile since I've had a cunt period... shit, what the fuck is it? I'm going insane thinking what it could be...waiter! WAITER!! Give me another Dickel you ignoramus in a dirty shirt...just who the fuck do you think you are anyway...WHERE'S MY PICKLE??"

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J E B Stuart
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*Hehehe...that fake mind reading post’ll mess with Uncle Jeb and nobody’ll be wiser for it ... ‘cept me, cuz I wise to the occasion. ... poop-poop-e-doop... gah! I need cheeeese. ... toe?..*

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"Damn, I only need 15,650 more post and I'll be at 50,000! That grouch, GFY!, thinks I'm senile and can't do it and he's sure that because I'm in the Home now that my days are numbered and won't live long enough. Well, I'll show him! He thinks that he can overtake me, but that'll never happen, especially if he keeps eating his wife's shepherd's pie...his arteries will clog up and shut down. Well, either way, I need to start posting more if I want to get to 50,000 'cuz he'll never beat me to that number no matter what! NURSE!! QUICK!! BRING ME THAT BED PAN!!"

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*Online transgender Elvis Impersonator course? Wowie. Just two weeks and I can go on tour. Money-back guarantee, too. Hmmm. I can still be a contender. Yowie....

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I am sensing Jebs thoughts

He is currently (16:46) thinking about what fun he is gonna have this weekend...

Am I close Buddy??

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"Is it still fisting if they enter me palm first?"

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J E B Stuart
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*Jeebus. This is sooooo frustrating. Every single time I so much as even see a picture of Rosie ... BOIOIOING! Instant wood. Maybe it’s ‘cause she’s lesbian? But... but... Ellen doesn’t gimme wood. Gawd. I haaate that skank Rosie! Oh... oh ... oh ... oh ... BOIOIOING! ... Goddammit! Uhhh ...*

Amen.

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