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J E B Stuart
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Time to ‘fess up, Herk. You’ve been sneakin’ cheeeeese treats and snacks.

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Only to dispose of it and trying to rid the world of it.

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So. Is it your assertion that cheeeeese will cause your genitals to go bald?

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My genitals wish to remain anonymous.

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You need to stop talking to your junk, Herk. Especially in public. I think it a safe bet that becoming known as the genitalia whisperer might not be such a good thing.

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If you don't talk to your genitals, then how do you get them to listen?? When mine stands up unexpectedly, I have to talk it down. It listens. Otherwise, I have to beat it later.

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Have you tried making it stand in the corner?

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You mean with a dunce cap on it?

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Update: I'm lazier than I once was, though I still shave my legs and armpits every few days... I also believed I had no moustache, until a coworker who knew how to thread showed me I was wrong. Now I say I have a very light moustache you can't really see. That shit hurts, by the way. In other news, I am debating doing a buzz cut on my head in solidarity for my friend. If I do, I will post a pic. Though I will hate it, I would do it from my heart

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