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When confronted about how he acquired such intimate knowledge of Herkimer’s scat, he tearfully blurted out, “I need help!”

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Went on vacation with his blow-up doll.

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Paid a blow-up hooker for sex.

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Arrested again at the beach for lewd acts against a large, inflatable pink flamingo. As he was hauled away, kept screaming over and over, “It was consensual!!! It was consensual!!! Goddammit!!!”

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a knotted dog in his hungry asshole sends him to his happy place.

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Thinks dingleberries grow on trees.

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Is fluent in Ebonics.

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Is fluid in ebonics.

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raising a nigger child.

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