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wonderaz
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Dildo Hitler

Now that is a really stupidfucking name.

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Wonder is right *gasp*.

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Dildo_Hitler
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yup

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Large Filipino
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And yet it's quite fascinating.

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I would throw it in a Orangutan enclosure
And watch the orgy.

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And yet it's quite fascinating.
What part of it fascinates you the most, grasshoppa?

Im wagering its the Dildo.

Amen.

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That makes sense, considering the pickle fetish.

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Grasshoppa has a feet fetish, too. Pickled pig feet drive him crazy.

Amen.

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I hope in a good way.

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Oldie but Goldie



Amen.

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No wonder he went into Poland!

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Is it true that Polish firing squads stand in a circle?

Amen.

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Yes...with their backs facing each other!

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Kosinski saved up his money for an excursion to Reno, where he soon found himself at the bar next to a very attractive brunette. "Say, could I buy you a drink?" he asked boldly.

"Forget it buddy," she replied, not unkindly. "I'm gay."

Kosinski looked blank.

"I'm a lesbian," she elaborated.

Kosinski shook his head. "What's a lesbian?"

"See that woman over there?" She pointed at a lovely blond waitress serving drinks on the far side of the room.

Kosinski nodded, perking up.

"Well, I'd like to take her up to my room," the brunette explained, "take all her clothes off, and nibble her tits and lick every curve and suck every inch of that sweet young thing, all night long."

At this, Kosinski burst into tears and buried his head in his arms. "Why the hell are you crying?" asked his companion gruffly.

"I think I'm a lesbian too," he sobbed.

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Re: Dildo Hitler

quote:
Originally posted by wonderaz
Now that is a really stupidfucking name.
No, ya jackass. Its actually a really stupidfucking dildo.

Amen.

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