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Jeremy Sword politely and sincerely says, “Excuse me, please!” whenever he breaks wind in the presence of others.
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Jeremy Sword had a pet penguin that he took to his prom.
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Jeremy’s word is his sword, for the “J” in Jeremy stands for JUSTICE!
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Jeremy Sword plagiarized his doctoral thesis from ancient Chinese texts written during the Qin Dynasty.
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Jeremy Sword never fails to put the lid back down after he takes a leak.
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Jeremy Sword is grasshoppa’s secret triggerer.
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Jeremy Sword had a nose job and now looks like his mother.
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It has been a year now since Jeremy Sword rocked the world when news broke that he had transgendered to Jemima Sword for six months in a moving and selfless tribute to inclusivisity. Then a woman of few words, when asked to comment, she looked up at the sky and replied, “How can we include unless we become?”
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Jeremy Sword is down to a size 12 now.
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Jeremy Sword sent a trailer full of Valentine’s Day chocolates to The Loretta because “she needs love, too!”
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Jeremy Sword never wipes after bowel movements.
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Leading the charge against fat-shaming, Jeremy Sword’s film production company will be soon releasing “Raiders of the Lost Buffet”, a ground-breaking documentary already generating Oscar fuzz.
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Fed up with social media bias, Jeremy Sword has his top tech team building an alternative. Tentatively, plans are for the new site to be called “Facepoop”.
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Not wanting to limit himself in social media, Jeremy Sword has launched a new photo-sharing platform called Instapoop.
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Building yet more momentum for his quest to reform social media, Jeremy Sword announces plans for a new meet app called “Poopchat”.
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Increasing his presence on the internet, Jeremy Sword has created a new search engine called "Poople."
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Investors all over the world are following Jeremy Sword’s lead and dumping their Yahpoop! holdings.
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And they're putting that money into Bitpoops.
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When Jeremy Sword talks, Standard & Poor’s listens.
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When Jeremy Sword balks, the Umpire ignores it.
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When Jeremy Sword farts, the umpire smarts.
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