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Yummy leg wound!!!

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It looks like creepy insects are eating you alive.

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Idk much but I would rent this stupid ass compression ice machine again. Game Ready - you can get crappier versions but my doc suggested I spring for it. So worthwhile. 500 cdn for two weeks, I think I get about half covered. Worth every cent. Highly recommend if ever you guys know someone that needs to ice post surgery.

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Post an after shot when it's healed.

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It will be awhile. Stitches out on the 15th... still cannot lift my leg. But definitely noticing the codeine does wonders for my level of chill... just wish it took away more pain.

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Is codeine all they’re giving you for pain? Last I read, it’s still OTC in Canada.

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Doctors need to do a better job of relieving people's pain. It's a disgrace.

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“All I Need Is The Air That I Breathe...”

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...This doing nothing and eating sugar not so good. Easy to be bored and eat at the moment

Jinxy? What you need to do is start eating air like Audra Bear:

Woman claims she no longer needs solid food, instead praises 'Breatharianism'”. Story here.

Below is a pic of Audra enjoying herself pooping air.

Amen.

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Bad news! She died last Friday. They buried her in an envelope.

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Good news, Herk. They dunked the envelope a coupla times in holy water. She has risen from the dead!

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Excited to share gradual progress. Weight: up ten terrible lbs. I have not moved much in a month and the shit depressive feeling of being trapped has been suppressed through reese's pieces. I have now found out i: chipped a decent chunk of bone off of one side of my fibula, a little less off the other side - doc does not even understand how I did it. When my knee dislocated, it ripped my mpcl (kneecap ligament) off the bone and stretched it. I also damaged muscle, meniscus and cartilage if I got the last two clear. I heard both words. I have some gnarly photos of my knee from the inside!!! I am bad at figuring out how to post photos.

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Good news, Herk. They dunked the envelope a coupla times in holy water. She has risen from the dead!

Amen.


I have just risen.

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Excited to share gradual progress. Weight: up ten terrible lbs. I have not moved much in a month and the shit depressive feeling of being trapped has been suppressed through reese's pieces. I have now found out i: chipped a decent chunk of bone off of one side of my fibula, a little less off the other side - doc does not even understand how I did it. When my knee dislocated, it ripped my mpcl (kneecap ligament) off the bone and stretched it. I also damaged muscle, meniscus and cartilage if I got the last two clear. I heard both words. I have some gnarly photos of my knee from the inside!!! I am bad at figuring out how to post photos.

Horrible, Oracular, just horrible. Keep this in mind: "This, too, shall pass."

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I am sneaking out tomorrow (ok not at all. My late 60s mom is driving me) to the movies. I will see...midsommar. I did not like hereditary but my cousin did and she does not mind if I am wearing sweat shorts and a stupid tee. Got my bend up to 110 with assistance. Hirts like a bitch but it is at least working. 4 more weeks and I should be crutch free!!!

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Nice! Keep working hard, and increase your fiber intake.

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1-2 weeks and I will switch to a cane. Woohoo! I seriously took mobility for granted.

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Just think, Jinxy. In your current condition, you can go to Walmart and ride the scooters all you want!

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