quote:Originally posted by euphorbia A guy stopped me and asked if I was single... He looked a lot like funkyrooster...only more spanish...anywho, he was dressed comfortably and with the purpose of non purpose...
Wow. A Spanish funkyrooster covered in moody bling and wearing outrageously baggy trousers.
There should be a law against such a thing. The thought of my doppleganger bouncing around Virginia in one of those levitating gang-banger chariots is enough to cause upset and dismay.
Nevertheless, the fact that he tried to chat up Phorbs illustrates his keen eye and great taste in hot, fiery wimmin'
I have no pics unfortunately, but seeing as I'm no oil painting there's little to get too worked up about. Someone once said looked like a collision between Joey Tribbiani, Jean Reno, and a diet of liquid cement.
quote:Originally posted by Smug Git A Five Year Plan is like your plans, Mugtoe, except the timespan is a hundred times longer and the plans are supposed to actually come to fruition.
However, your formation and execution of twenty minute plans is legendary throughout the public restrooms of the Dallas area.
This is why I love you.
Guys just want relationships. Guys who want sex. Just because I sucked your dick doesn't mean I want to fuck (get fucked by) you. *sigh*
I also cannot stand dumb people. I get to see students constantly who refuse to learn and seem to think that is makes them less of a person if they learn something. Anti-intellectualism is not gonna make me want to marry you, bitch. *sigh*
quote:Originally posted by jazebelle I've yet to see a pic of you, Rooster...kindly point me in the right direction? Thanks! (And incase you bounce the question back to me...I have a pic on the cam portal!!)
did you watch the video I made? he is the one infront of the rollins poster and the one in the blonde wig and the one on the couch with the weasel.
quote:Originally posted by Large Filipino Remember Rocky one? That attraction between Rocky and Adrian? Rocky is like "bla bla bla blu bu bu duh.." And Adrian is like".......uh uh..........ya......"
Every macho dude wants an Adrian I think.
Hahahah, great reference.
I think we make a real sharp couple of coconuts - I'm dumb, you're shy, whaddaya think, huh?
quote:Originally posted by funkyrooster
Wow. ...the fact that he tried to chat up Phorbs illustrates his keen eye and great taste in hot, fiery wimmin'
Hey, funkyrooters. Sausage Tits had to take a birthday break. She can handle only so much Dickel. So, while she’s recuperating, I thought it would be a good time to wish you a happy birthday.
Yeah, that phorbenia is sumpin’ else. She rode me so hard one night after winnin’ big at Bingo, that she knocked ME up. Friggin’ crazy. Stuff like that is impossible to happen, but it did. It took me damn near a year ‘fore I stopped speakin’ in spontaneous tongues.
Oh, and don’t send that jackass wonderaz any money.
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