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J E B Stuart
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Everything about Pocahontas Warren annoys me. If I was married to her, I’d have to neuter myself.

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You would have had to have been a neuter to have married her in the first place.

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In a parking lot, I will purposefully park my car far away from others, even though it puts me farther away from the establishment’s entrance. I do this in hopes of avoiding anonymous door dings and fender scrapes. So, please tell me why is it there always seems to be an asshole who pulls in and parks right next to me, even though there are beaucoup closer and better parking spaces?

My car must be an asshole magnet.

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How strange...I also park at the end of every parking lot for the same reason. Luckily, my car is not a magnet and always stays safe.

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Farts with benefits annoy the hell outta me.

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People eating and smacking their lips.

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In a parking lot, I will purposefully park my car far away from others, even though it puts me farther away from the establishment’s entrance. I do this in hopes of avoiding anonymous door dings and fender scrapes. So, please tell me why is it there always seems to be an asshole who pulls in and parks right next to me, even though there are beaucoup closer and better parking spaces?

My car must be an asshole magnet.

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I drive a Challenger SRT8 on 22s, so parking is crucial. Perhaps your vehicle isn't an asshole magnet, but rather a safety blanket when it comes to parking lot etiquette.

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I like challengers. Very cool. But no idea what the last bit means. I hate doctors that are dismissive. I went for a follow up the doctor's office booked. The doctor asked why I was there. I kid you not. Then she told me allergy testing is too time consuming to bother with. Best to just avoid adhesive and latex products so I do not blister or break out but not to get the testing to confirm what it is... which is weird, right?!

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Telephone talkers in restaurants and elevators.

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Yeah, and texters at the dinner table.

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When commercials come on TV, the volume automatically goes up a thousand percent!! There should be a law against this!

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Telephone talkers in bathrooms are creepier.

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Jim Acosta’s voice annoys me. I suspect when he was a kid, he got the pink belly a lot and was occasionally stuffed in his school locker for good measure.

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People that walk slowly and take up the whole sidewalk.

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Idiots who don't believe that we went to the moon and that it's all a hoax.

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The constant overuse by the media of certain words like “outrage” annoys me.

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12 hours later they say breaking news and it's the same story that they broke in with 12 hours earlier. It's not breaking any more!

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I am definitely uncertain about the moon landing. It and cancer causing radio waves are probably my two favourite. I also think big brother is now. Alexa, echo and all the other friends agree.

When you really have a craving for certain delivery but your cohabitant does not agree. I know it is not Tuesday, but I could use a taco.

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Also motherfucking "very unique" - it is unique or it isn't.

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People going ape shit about travesties that have been occurring long before they started paying attention.

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Her glasses were annoying. Tended to make her look kinda cross-eyed.

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I am definitely uncertain about the moon landing.

All these years later and you still think it's a hoax? Everyone at NASA and Neil Armstrong and the other astronauts were all in on it? How can anyone with even average intelligence and normal common sense believe this nonsense?

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