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Jeremy Sword once went house-to-house in Japan looking for someone who was yellow.

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Jeremy Sword regularly donates his chest hairs to Locks of Love.

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Jeremy Sword never once had his teeth cleaned.

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An avid environmentalist, Jeremy Sword is spearheading an initiative to urge the public to re-use condoms.

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After auditioning for a part in his local community theatre's production of "Death of a Salesman," Jeremy Sword began crying uncontrollably when he was told that the salesman died and he begged the director to let him live.

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Jereme Sword changed his name to Jeremy Poop for seven days to promote National Regularity Week.

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After a horrible car crash, Jeremy Sword was thrown across the road high into a tall tree where he lived for 3 years.

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Taking a cue from kopi luwak, Jeremy Sword eats coffee cherries so his poop can be turned into the most expensive coffee the world has ever known.

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Jeremy Sword recently started his own commune and built the housing quarters out of his own poop.

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Jeremy Sword submits his poop to super high pressure, converting it to diamonds which he gives to the needy.

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Needy people everywhere are begging Jeremy Sword to stop giving them diamonds and instead to give them CASH!

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Jeremy Sword has donated hundreds of gallons of his sperm to husbands around the globe suffering from low motility.

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After the Red Hen incident, Jeremy Sword treated Sarah and family to a nice dinner at KFC.

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