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A suspected drug dealer's bowels have won out over Essex cops after he was released from custody by resisting the urge to poo for 46 days.

Lamarr Chambers, 24, was arrested ... on suspicion of intent to supply Class A drugs, which cops believed he had swallowed.

...Chambers – despite being supplied with food and water – managed not to take a dump for days on end. ...


From here.

Amen.

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Good to know ... if you’re a mouse:

Poop transplants can help prematurely old mice live longer

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Snortin’ poop and drinkin’ cocaine...

Report: Georgia Southern QB tried to pass off cocaine as bird poop; suspended ahead of LSU game

Story here.

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Amen.

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”Poop less for a cleaner planet, says Brazil's president

Story here.

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This will be a country of stopped up people.

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This will be a country of stopped up people.

Heh. In 1988, Brazil lowered the minimum voting age to 16.

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They should lower it even further.

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”...A nurse accused of forcing a supposed love rival to eat dog poo was sent back to custody, as the Goodwood Magistrate's Court was not ready to pronounce on whether she should be granted bail on Monday. ...

Read all about it here.

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Mister Poopypants!

Hey Herk! Just what you need:

A pair of tie-dye pants sold online by ASOS is being mocked for its “poopy” color choice and placement...

We all have accidents, but worry not about them stains on your behind! These trousers are the perfect cover!” a Facebook account devoted to ASOS’s “fashion fails” posted in a caption....


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Dave Matthews Tour Bus Dumped 800 Pounds Of Poop On People Taking A Chicago River Cruise 15 Years Ago Today

A day that lives in infamy.

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