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If you got anything from the picture in the elevator, you would know that agreement was not required in the equation.

Or would you like a better picture? Perhaps a fertility visit?

no, no visit for me. the last thing i want is another child.

but free to put up any picture you'd like. while i'm not a photoshopper, i'm sure some would love to have the fodder.

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What sort of rape fantasies interest you?

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Re: Things you shouldn't say to a woman...ever

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Originally posted by jazebelle
...Now tell me, does my ass look HUMUNGOUS in this dress?!

Of course not, but Dac’s ass does.

Amen.

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