For a female, I have quite a laid back character I would say. I don't really get offended that easily and take insult jokes well. People make fun of my height all the time and really, how can they not. I'm 5' even. I'm short, even I make fun of my height.
But somethings just draw the line.
Earlier today when I was riding the elevator up to my floor in the office, someone walked in. So I smiled and nodded. I'm always courteous like that. I hardly know this fella btw, so all of a sudden, he says;
You shouldn't wear dresses like that, makes your behind look humungous.
And then he grins and walks out two floors later.
Now tell me, does my ass look HUMUNGOUS in this dress?!
You need to turn around so we can see your ass to make an accurate assessment. Not that it would matter because most of us would probably lie if it did make your butt look huge, we're trained like that. That's a thing you shouldn't say to a woman...ever
Jaze, are you somehow under the impression that the ass is on the front of your body?
You don't look humongous, but you look bigger than I thought. Could be a fault of the dress. In which case, the gentlemen gave you good advice.
I do not think you are fat, nor do I see there being an issue with you having a fat ass. Im sure that man has a secret fetish for women who look like 14 year old boys and have no curves because he knows he will get arrested if he acts on his real desires.... 14 year old boys.
With that said... that particular dress I personally would not wear because the a line (cut) on the dress does make the bottom half appear to be wider and gives you a "pear shape" Now, if you are like me, you enjoy having a large bottom half, and probably dont give a fuck.
Obviously, you like the dress because you wear it so next time you see that guy say the following.
"You shouldn't wear slacks like that, they make your dick look tiny!"
I suggest you not give a fuck about what anyone thinks about your ass, it's yours and therefore only means something to you. If you feel it is too large, then do something about it, if it's just right, don't worry about it, if it's too small, eat more.
quote:Originally posted by FuhQall I suggest you not give a fuck about what anyone thinks about your ass, it's yours and therefore only means something to you. If you feel it is too large, then do something about it, if it's just right, don't worry about it, if it's too small, eat more.
You need to be more careful ... You are in serious danger of earning a class point for this post.