played with daddy? Well, it was kind of fun to wrap his corpse in a blue tarp in Minot North Dakota, put him in the back of my pick-up and drive him across the prairie to Lewistown, Montana. Does that count?
Your whole "I dress like an office drone and act respectable and then sit on forum where we discuss urethra fucking and public torture" bit still creeps me out. I bet it would creep out your co-workers even more.
About 18 months ago. Stuck my cane betwixt the feet of an obnoxiously loud and verbally abusive 8-10 year old girl as she was berating/screaming at her mother for declining to buy her some damned thing. As she turned I tripped her - she fell into a rack of canned goods, skinned her knee and got a bloody nose. Best part was her mother lacing into her for nearly making the old gent fall.
When did you last do a kindness for a stranger, just to be helpful? What was it?