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Ten Reasons For Paint To Sober Up.



More like cause to stay polluted 24/7.

Amen.

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er.

are you trying to help him or hurt him?

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er.

are you trying to help him or hurt him?


Aaaah, you know me. I'm just fuckin' widdim.

Amen.

p.s. Don'tcha think that ol' satchel on the far left of the picture looks a lot like Aunt Bee?

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we got gyped outa 9 reasons.

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we got gyped outa 9 reasons.

You lost me on that one, friend. Count the ladies (I use the word "ladies" very, very charitably in this instance) in the photograph.


Paint's worst nightmare

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That wasnt me.that was alternate reality bizarro world opus.He likes to be referred to as THE OPUS .

Reason #11- better smelling feet

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. . . Reason #11- better smelling feet

Hahaha! Well, there are some things even worse than stinky feet . . . .



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. . . Reason #11- better smelling feet


Reason #12 - So Paint will stop the obnoxious practice of creating a new thread with a question akin to a class assignment for the rest of the "forum students" and then walkin' away from the sumbitch without so much as sharing any of his own thoughts on the subject matter raised.

Amen.

p.s. Sandbagger.

p. p.s. Like we've got nothing better to do than to sit back for hours, perhaps days, and anxiously wait for Paint to enlighten us all with a definitive post . . . something . . . anything

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Reason #13:



Amen.

p.s. Obnoxious display of lazy-ass thread tossing.

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The most important reason: No more waking up with a sore ass and wondering 'why is it sore?'

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The most important reason: No more waking up with a sore ass and wondering 'why is it sore?'

-m


Oh yeah? Well I'm here t'tellya that ol' Paint claims he drinks to fergit, 'cause he knows why it's sore.

Amen.

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In case he drives (reason #3.1479):

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abstainers suxx0r

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Reason #14: Excessive drinking renders one vulnerable to the silly-string ninja:


Amen.

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Reason #15: Over time, hard drinkers succumb to jigging-syndrome.



Amen.

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Very clever thread====for an Oklahoman.

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Very clever thread====for an Oklahoman.

Reason #16: Alcohol abuse triggers bouts of spontaneous meditation.



Amen.

p.s. Thath's "Okie" to you, Mithter Oxthan!

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Shit, if Brad quits drinking, I'll kiss him.

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Reason #17: Your so-called "pals" like to take you camping because when you wake up the next day with your butthole all greasy 'n' tender, you can't remember diddlyshit.



Amen.

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What I really like about this thread is the deep philosophic insight it gives us into the very essence of our being and the meaning of the universe.

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What I really like about this thread is the deep philosophic insight it gives us into the very essence of our being and the meaning of the universe.

Excuse me while I pour myself another one.

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Reason #18: Consistently high levels of alcohol in the bloodstream adversely affect gait, coordination and motorskills.



Amen.

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Reason #36:

Excessive imbibing can make a person ponder the ceiling while a friend ponders you pondering.

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Reason #19: Irresponsible drinking can cause abnormal breast enlargement in men.



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