[07:03] *** Ed_Zeppelin (redknob@MindAsylum-25071.ipt.aol.com) joined #wota (Friend level 0)
[07:03] [07:04 Ed_Zeppelin: thanks
07:04 UberBoozer: You poped your cherry?
07:04 UberBoozer: popped too
07:04 Ed_Zeppelin: uh, yeah. If you mean what I think you mean
07:05 UberBoozer: IRC virgin..?
07:05 Ed_Zeppelin: ha ha, no. I've been on IRC since v.2.6
07:06 macker: IRC has versions now?
07:06 Ed_Zeppelin: the jurassic era of IRC
07:06 macker: Damn those AOL kids
07:06 Ed_Zeppelin: since about '95
07:06 macker: That is not jurassic IRC
07:06 UberBoozer: I remember when IRC was allll fields me
07:07 UberBoozer: And you could leave your ports open at night and all..
07:07 UberBoozer: Not now days, you have to lock your ports, and you cant go to a porn site with out feer of a million pop ups..
07:07 Ed_Zeppelin: hell, I don't remember exactly, I know I had a 1200 baud modem I was extremely proud of
07:07 CRSR: just made plans to go see starwats at noon
07:08 CRSR: starwars*
07:08 UberBoozer: Cool, make sure you insulate yourself
07:08 macker: The only reason I'd go see Star Wars is to catch the Matrix trailer
07:08 Ed_Zeppelin: I meant that I just joined the asylum tonight
07:08 CRSR: dont forget the Mandalorians
07:08 UberBoozer: Macker's a hater
07:09 Ed_Zeppelin: hater of what?
07:09 UberBoozer: 5'6 parking attendants
07:09 UberBoozer: With limps
07:10 Ed_Zeppelin: there are some things I hate too, like brussels sprouts, liver, telemarketers, don't get me started
07:10 macker: I hate very little. I dispise much
07:10 UberBoozer: But these are special parking attendants.. they are scottish
07:10 Ed_Zeppelin: but I almost died two years ago and don't spend much time hating anymore
07:11 Ed_Zeppelin: hey, my wife is from Scotland. Edinburgh
07:11 UberBoozer: Well I almost die everytime I get my mobile phone bill.
07:11 UberBoozer: :|
07:11 CRSR: and where are you located
07:11 Ed_Zeppelin: I bet
07:11 UberBoozer: I went to Edinburgh for the Hogmany
07:11 Ed_Zeppelin: northern california
07:12 macker: I went to Edinburgh for ale
07:12 Ed_Zeppelin: I'm with you, nothing like a real pub
07:12 CRSR: odd cali at this time
07:12 UberBoozer: northern california is tooo hot for your scottsperson..
07:12 CRSR: mostly just the limeys at this hour
07:13 UberBoozer: They are used to one colour and one colour only.. Grey
07:13 J3D1_5LU7: UberBoozer, I hope you left a message so I can laugh
07:13 J3D1_5LU7: night to all
07:13 * J3D1_5LU7 waves wildly
07:13 UberBoozer: Byr
07:13 macker: Adios
07:13 Ed_Zeppelin: ha, I'm freezing my butt off right now
07:14 Ed_Zeppelin: I live at the beach and the wind is coming in off the ocean
07:14 CRSR: night lu
07:14 CRSR: dream of me
07:14 Ed_Zeppelin: lu?
07:14 Ed_Zeppelin: my first night at the asylum, and I'm already a huge fan of lu
07:15 macker: No czech, it can't be actioned. De-escalating
07:15 Ed_Zeppelin: any beautiful woman with that kind of sense of humor is fine with me
07:15 CRSR: the lesbian thing is shame though
07:16 Ed_Zeppelin: no problem for me, I'm a male lesbian
07:16 CRSR: i bet you are
07:16 Ed_Zeppelin: but I prefer the politically-correct term "vagitarian"
07:16 CRSR: right
07:17 CRSR: so how did you find us
07:17 Ed_Zeppelin: from the asylum faq
07:17 CRSR: and how did you find that
07:17 Ed_Zeppelin: I live 20 miles or so from San Francisco. Gotta be open-minded around here
07:18 CRSR: ummm you found this site by just being openminded
07:18 Ed_Zeppelin: how did I find the asylum faq?
07:18 Ed_Zeppelin: on the asylum forums page
07:19 * CRSR shakes head
07:19 Ed_Zeppelin: http://www.asylumnation.com/asylum/asylumpage.php?name=faq_irc&s=
07:19 CRSR: are you from @forumz
07:19 Ed_Zeppelin: never heard of it
07:19 CRSR: the again i ask how you found us
07:20 CRSR: HOW DID YOU FIND THIS SITE
07:20 Ed_Zeppelin: jeez, try the decaf. I posted the link
07:20 * CRSR looks around room
07:21 * macker points at the frog
07:21 UberBoozer: Who told you of us?
07:21 Ed_Zeppelin: if you want I can just cut and paste the text that gives the info
07:21 smug: you are on the asylum as ed zeppelin?
07:21 smug: or are you solomon
07:21 UberBoozer: WHO I ASK!
07:21 CRSR: THROUGH ME A FUCKING BONE
07:21 UberBoozer: it's freekin
07:22 * UberBoozer pokes Ed_Zeppelin
07:22 Ed_Zeppelin: oh, that. No, I've been Ed_Zeppelin on IRC for years. I have another name on the asylum, but the pseudo-hostility I sense precludes me from letting you know what handle I chose for the forums, for the time being
07:22 macker: It's amazing how soft a wall can seem when confronted with idiocy
07:23 CRSR: redknob
07:23 smug: we are only hostile to people who don't go with the flow, man
07:23 smug: I am guessing that you are solomon
07:23 UberBoozer: What hosility are you fucking refering to?? WERE NOT HOSTIL you fucker.. I'll find out where you live....
07:24 Ed_Zeppelin: so what do you want? I told you I found this channel from the FAQ and gave you the link so you could see for yourself.
07:24 UberBoozer: Chill man.. were just playing..
07:25 smug: the quality hostility here is between asylum wimminz who have been here for a long time
07:25 Ed_Zeppelin: ah, that's what I came for
07:25 smug: newbs just get attacked if they write something that annoys someone, the others get attacked whenever they write
07:25 UberBoozer: Well I am, watch out for CRSR.. I think he broke in to the last n00bs house and came on their bed sheets
07:25 Ed_Zeppelin: I feel so.. special
07:25 * Ed_Zeppelin wipes away a tear
07:26 UberBoozer: Do you have an elongated tounge?
07:26 smug: hw wants to know how you got to the asylum
07:26 smug: I am guessing from @forumz
07:26 CRSR: i know where the FAQ is
07:26 UberBoozer: @forumz for sure
07:26 CRSR: indeed
07:27 Ed_Zeppelin: nope, a referral but I suspect that should remain a secret for now as well. You definitely know them.
07:27 * CRSR stamps @forumz label on Ed_Zeppelin's head
07:27 smug: speech w/o thinking is from san francisco
07:27 Ed_Zeppelin: well, it beats "dipshit"
07:27 smug: he is a cool chap
07:27 Ed_Zeppelin: wtf is forumz anyway?
07:27 smug: the only @forumz person that we know is morgana, who referred them all to here
07:28 smug: it is a tori amos forum where the admins got heavy handed and they all came here
07:28 Ed_Zeppelin: evil bastards, let's find them and snuff 'em
07:28 CRSR: i dont care to much for ppl being all secertly
07:28 smug: I don't see why you would think that there would be hostility unless you are a friend of Princess Heather's, and she is not that unpopular really
07:29 smug: well, I appreciate her finer points anyway
07:29 macker: Just easy meat
07:29 macker: Like newbies
07:29 Ed_Zeppelin: I would probably flip her over and put her on like a gasmask
07:29 smug: but yeah, the secrecy thing not too popular here
07:29 Ed_Zeppelin: but I wouldn't want to try to talk to her for longer than five minutes
07:29 macker: I'm sure she would appreciate it
07:30 smug: although chat and forum are different things
07:30 CRSR: you seem to know her already
07:30 CRSR: and youve been here a day
07:30 Ed_Zeppelin: just saw her pics in IOD
07:30 CRSR: right
07:31 * CRSR stamps LAIR on Ed_Zeppelin's head
07:31 CRSR: Liar even
07:32 smug: you aren't womenrkewl? or someone who knows him?
07:32 smug: he has stirred up some resentment
07:32 Ed_Zeppelin: oh, poop. I might as well spill the beans CRSR, yes, I am a rabid Tori Amos fan sent here to spy by the evil minions of Heather, bent on infamy and personal destruction
07:33 CRSR: finally some honesty
07:33 macker: You forgot the bit where you have $500 to pay some Asylum woman to strip for you
07:33 CRSR: now whats your forum name
07:33 Ed_Zeppelin: and I reg'd as Ed_Zeppelin 5 or 6 years ago (on Dalnet anyway) just because I knew the day would come when my secret identity would come in handy... nya ha ha
07:33 smug: as long as you aren't going to try and tell us that 12 year olds are too young to have sex with, or post an enormous number of one line posts, or something similarly obnoxious, you won't get hated for days at least
07:34 CRSR: redknob
07:34 smug: if I was an admin, I would know whoe he is
07:34 smug: unless he is proxied
07:35 Ed_Zeppelin: yes, you've done a whois. Very good. I had to do that crap because, like you were saying, way back when some script kiddie messed with me just because we could leave our ports open. Speaking of open ports...
07:35 smug: hmmm, an aol user I see
07:35 CRSR: 2501.ipt.aol.com
07:35 CRSR: er
07:35 CRSR: 25071.ipt.aol.com
07:36 Ed_Zeppelin: man, that aol lamer stuff is so old. get a new act. My wife uses it for her business, and I didn't want to fire up my machine. get over it
07:37 CRSR: pfft
07:37 CRSR: aol users are so testy
07:37 Ed_Zeppelin: thanks for the encouraging remarks, smug
07:38 smug: 12:37 smug: hmmm, an aol user I see --- not a aol lamer remark
07:38 Ed_Zeppelin: arguing on the internet is like a special olympics race. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
07:38 MstrG: indeed CRSR, I didn't see one lamer remark
07:38 CRSR: yea yea
07:38 smug: there is a picture of that
07:38 Ed_Zeppelin: yeah, that's me
07:38 MstrG: and it was posted on the forum yesterday
07:38 smug: but I think that you are reading too much into what I say
07:38 CRSR: morning G
07:38 smug: if I am being offensive, there isn't any real doubt as a rule
07:39 UberBoozer: Away?
07:39 Ed_Zeppelin: drat, found out again. I just can't get away with anything with you guys, can I?
07:39 CRSR: not likly
07:39 UberBoozer: we are soo 1337
07:39 Ed_Zeppelin: smug, I meant that in a nice way
07:39 smug: I must be missing half of this conversation
07:39 smug: ah, OK
07:39 smug: that is OK then
07:39 Ed_Zeppelin: smug: as long as you aren't going to try and tell us that 12 year olds are too young to have sex with, or post an enormous number of one line posts, or something similarly obnoxious, you won't get hated for days at least
07:39 smug: I am reading too much into your remarks then
07:40 UberBoozer: You cannot offent smug. He's a bot
07:40 smug: ah, sound advice from me there
07:40 smug: If I was a bot I would ping flood you, czech
07:40 Ed_Zeppelin: a little optimistic, though. I must be setting some kind of record
07:40 smug: prevent you from ever entering chat again!
07:40 smug: oh, there are some people who are hated from post one
07:40 smug: and never get liked
07:41 smug: but mostly people end up used to each other
07:41 Ed_Zeppelin: leave a burning paper bag of dogshit on the doorstep. It has more style.
07:42 CRSR: Ed_Zeppelin is a rather cheesy handle
07:42 Ed_Zeppelin: I haven't done a /list or whois on myself in years. I think I'll check it out.
07:42 CRSR: zed_leppelin would be cooler
07:43 Ed_Zeppelin: it was cool when there were about a hundred people on IRC
07:43 CRSR: more lies
07:44 Ed_Zeppelin: yes, caught me again. I am so very very bad. I just signed up with IRC last week. I reg'd with nickserv back in the mid-90's as a ploy just for you.
07:44 CRSR: your cloak and dagger routine is lacing
07:44 CRSR: lacking
07:44 MstrG: well good thing we don't have nickserv
07:45 MstrG: and better still it doesn't span networks
07:45 macker: I'm curious. You used to chat on IRC in 1995 on a 1200 baud modem?
07:45 Ed_Zeppelin: nickserv is a commodore 64 in some guy's closet
07:45 CRSR: you arent on Dalnet anymore
07:45 UberBoozer: Yeah, there were 28.8 around then
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07:46 Ed_Zeppelin: good thing I didn't mention the BBS's
07:46 macker: 33.6 was introduced around 1995 wasn't it?
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07:46 MstrG: yes macker
07:46 smug: I got a P133 in 1996 with a 28.8 and it wasn't the fastest
07:46 macker: Man, smug had a better PC in 1996 than I did
07:46 macker: I feel shamed
07:46 smug: you ought to
07:46 MstrG: galt is a p133 with a 28.8 from 1995
07:47 smug: man, 17" moniter, it was like having a ferrarri
07:47 Ed_Zeppelin: can somebody loosen these straps a little, and get that bright light out of my face? I demand an attorney
07:47 macker: Wow, you at a 17" back then? You must have been rolling in dosh
07:47 macker: at=had
07:47 smug: the whole lot cost about 2 grand
07:47 smug: actually 2200 I think
07:47 macker: Ed, I'm just puzzled. 1200 baud modems are ancient. Hell, 14.4's existed in 1991
07:48 smug: the HD died a couple of moneths back i think
07:49 CRSR: guess upgrading never was a big thing for ed
07:50 Ed_Zeppelin: don't fret, the fault is mine. It was a P100, and the salesman at circuit shitty was blown away when I told him that's what I had bought (a Gateway, still running). I had a 1200 baud modem from a previous computer, but now that I think about it the Gateway came with a 14.4. Anyhow, I dicked around with newsgroups, bbs and porn in general for a while, then discovered IRC sometime in the next year. Hell, I don't even remember what year it was.
07:51 CRSR: right
07:52 UberBoozer: We like to grill.. I'll have some lemon juice with my Ed_Zeppelin please
07:52 smug: I never got into chat until August
07:52 smug: or indeed, forums
07:52 *** UberBoozer is now known as czechreck
07:52 Ed_Zeppelin: I haven't even done a /list for years just because it's scary knowing there are people out there into such horrible things
07:53 MstrG: it's safe here
07:53 czechreck: Trust G.. hes a dentist
07:53 Ed_Zeppelin: compared to what?
07:53 MstrG: compared to anything
07:53 CRSR: hehe
07:53 smug: there is no nastiness on this server apart from that provided by czech, goatboy and scatmonkey
07:53 macker: Oi!
07:54 macker: And me!
07:54 Ed_Zeppelin: an IRS audit maybe, but as far as pleasant discourse with respected peers, it's a bit lacking
07:54 czechreck: Mackers shit is quality
07:54 * macker waves his arms about and hops from foot to foot
07:54 smug: oh yes, macker is the porn god
07:54 smug: well, the joy of the internet is choice, eh?
07:54 Ed_Zeppelin: that's it! nekkid women in skydiver poses!
07:55 smug: I don't know of anybody with more porn than macker
07:55 Ed_Zeppelin: now you have my undivided attention.
07:55 smug: It never occurred to me that someone would have that much storage
07:55 smug: what is the total now, macker?
07:56 smug: 100 gigs?
07:56 macker: 270 gigs
07:56 smug: jesus, that is unreal
07:56 * Ed_Zeppelin bows in admiration
07:56 macker: I was busy last week
07:56 smug: all on HD?
07:56 Ed_Zeppelin: you use easynews?
07:56 macker: Across several hard drives
07:56 macker: Yes
07:56 smug: ah, the joy of using a T3, or whatever it is that you have access to
07:56 Ed_Zeppelin: me too, nightly ritual
07:57 macker: DS3
07:57 *** Quits: KaylaSchool (hrtdlyak@MindAsylum-62223.157.79.245.Dial1.Weehawken1.Level3.net) (Connection reset by peer)
07:57 Ed_Zeppelin: high speed porn at that
07:57 macker: No ritual for me. Just a script called news_suck.pl
07:57 smug: I guess that the stuff enter your machine as fast as the machine can accept data?
07:57 macker: Nah
07:57 Ed_Zeppelin: I'm always trying to figure out how they get those gorgeous girls to pose with dicks up every orifice
07:58 smug: is it 100Mb, the choke on data?
07:58 smug: I suspect that it is the money, Ed_Zeppelin
07:58 czechreck: I slow the network down looking at all the gore vids..
07:58 macker: A DS3 is 45/mbs
07:58 smug: (czech is a big fan of Al Gore)
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07:58 czechreck: We have no DS3 wench
07:58 smug: (he watches every speech, again and again)
07:58 macker: But I'm restricted by our US peers
07:58 Ed_Zeppelin: easynews is cool, it indexes all files with thumbnails. No spam. Lets you zip em and download.
07:59 macker: Erm czech, Putney has had a DS3 for almost 6 months now
07:59 smug: you need a job with faster internerd access then, macker
07:59 smug: yeah, czech, everyone knows that
07:59 macker: Ugh, I can't stand the file manager. Give me a good news reader
07:59 czechreck: No way.. I still only get a 30k D/L even on a sunday..
08:00 czechreck: Xnews
08:00 Ed_Zeppelin: it's great for dialup, though. I can see how that would be a problem for DS3, but who needs more porn than you can look at?
08:00 macker: Xnews?
08:00 macker: I need more porn
08:00 czechreck: Yes... Xnews
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08:00 macker: Maybe you run through some bad peers?
08:00 CRSR: mornin dmoon
08:00 dmoon: mornin
08:00 czechreck: Most of the people are rotten
08:01 macker: Easynews can be pretty variable. On good days I'm getting 3-400 kb/sec per stream
08:01 macker: On a bad day I'm only hitting 40kb/sec
08:01 czechreck: :\
08:01 Ed_Zeppelin: that's true. I just set it to download and go to bed, and in the morning ... PORN!
08:02 Ed_Zeppelin: beats the hell out of outlook
08:03 Ed_Zeppelin: when I first started with easynews all they had was the indexing thing. No spam filters, file manager... it sucked.
08:03 Ed_Zeppelin: is Torquemada taking a ciggie break?
08:04 MstrG: I chain smoke
08:04 macker: I only smoke in pubs
08:04 CRSR: he does..I've senn hime
08:04 smug: Ed_Zeppelin, are yuou 'silly billy'
08:04 Ed_Zeppelin: I limit myself to one cigarette at a time
08:04 smug: on the forum, that is
08:04 Ed_Zeppelin: nope
08:05 smug: hmmm
08:05 Ed_Zeppelin: I had nothing to hide, or at least thought I didn't, until the inquisition started
08:06 smug: it is normal to say who you are on the forum; as a general rule, you post a bit then come in and people welcome you because they know you from your posts
08:06 smug: people whop come into chat sans forum tend not to have such a good time
08:06 Ed_Zeppelin: then we'll go that route
08:06 smug: whop = who
08:07 Ed_Zeppelin: strange custom
08:07 MstrG: the site was built around the forum for the most part
08:07 Ed_Zeppelin: but whatever floats your boat
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08:08 CRSR: built around the profiles i thought
08:08 MstrG: we just keep IRC open for the cyber
08:08 MstrG: sprung from the profiles perhaps
08:08 CRSR: though profiles have been forgotten
08:08 * Kayla1 waves good morning
08:08 MstrG: mostly yes
08:09 macker: Time for chicken
08:09 *** macker is now known as mack_nandos
08:09 smug: it is a pity that people don't have anything in their profiles quite often
08:09 smug: bye then, porn god
08:09 CRSR: i agree
08:09 smug: kayla, surely you shoudl be gobbling caff right now?
08:09 Ed_Zeppelin: well there you go. If someone had asked me my forum nick when I first arrived I would have blurted it right out, in the spirit of friendliness and welcome. Now I feel like somebody is poking around in my laundry hamper for skidmarks on my underwear
08:09 smug: how is the boy supposed to start the day with no gobjob?
08:09 CRSR: i sometimes look at profiles, and they are nearly all empty
08:10 smug: I asked you as soon as I came back to chat
08:10 CRSR: yeah i that was asked
08:10 smug: I wasn't paying attention when you appeared
08:11 MstrG: looks like the stats crowd is coming back to you, smug
08:11 Kayla1: smug: gobbling him? umm nope. i'm in school.
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08:12 smug: yeah, I saw that pj and indigo had fallen back a little
08:12 PMG: mornin'
08:12 CRSR: go smug!
08:13 Ed_Zeppelin: good morning
08:13 smug: I reckon that in the twelve months from Septmeber, when that comes around, i will be the leader in stats over that period
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08:15 PMG: yep
08:15 PMG: talk to me
08:15 PMG: do it
08:15 PMG: do it now
08:16 czechreck: I talk
08:16 CRSR: i think its time to crank up Bruce Cockburn and clean
08:16 PMG: yay
08:16 *** CRSR is now known as CleanRSR
08:16 czechreck: Clean and jerk?
08:19 PMG: or jerk and clean
08:19 smug: czech, if you just clean yourself, you will be all the way there!
08:20 czechreck: Love me.. I don't have much time left..
08:20 Ed_Zeppelin: sounds ominous. a canceled czech?
08:21 czechreck: I do door work in clubs.. so I'm a bouncing czech
08:21 * PMG gives czech a cookie
08:21 smug: it is his habit of stuffing himself with ephedrine then drinking 2 litres of vodka I reckon
08:21 Ed_Zeppelin: that's great
08:22 Ed_Zeppelin: that'll do wonders for your hairstyle
08:22 Ed_Zeppelin: if you like that spiky look
08:22 czechreck: I feel like all my major organs are shutting down
08:22 Ed_Zeppelin: get some vitamin B shots quick
08:22 PMG: perhaps that's a sign that you should switch to green tea and kiwi czech
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08:23 PMG: not the same kinda of high, but it wont kill you
08:23 czechreck: Perhaps you should keep your racist cracker remarks to yourself..
08:24 PMG: shaddup you dirty limey
08:24 smug: PMG is a grand high Klan wizard, man
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08:24 czechreck: See? racial
08:24 smug: she'll be sending a lynching party
08:24 PMG: :j
08:24 smug: hey there bella
08:24 Ed_Zeppelin: cracker is a racial remark to some people. Kind of ironic.
08:24 czechreck: She f33l tha need to slap miah nigga br0thaz down./....aiii
08:25 smug: don't want no nigger loving homesekshuals in here
08:25 Ed_Zeppelin: she it
08:25 Sabine: morning
08:25 Ed_Zeppelin: good morning sabine
08:25 czechreck: Your worse that those asylumz seeekerz
08:26 PMG: hi sabine
08:26 PMG: you guys wanna join me?
08:26 * czechreck runs off to cut holes in his bed sheets..
08:26 Ed_Zeppelin: why, are you falling apart?
08:26 smug: you nigger lynching cow! Join you?
08:26 * PMG smacks ed
08:26 PMG: why sure
08:27 Ed_Zeppelin: ah, thanks. Much better.
08:27 smug: to lynch your nigger, you have to get close to them and get their impurities on you! Artillery is the key!
08:27 czechreck: Cum is the strongest glue in the world.. Well you've never seen a baby fall apart on its own..
08:27 * PMG smacks czech for the old joke
08:27 * PMG smacks smug cos he likes it
08:27 czechreck: I couldent help it..
08:27 smug: do you have to keep comng on the baby until it is old enough to stay together without glue?
08:27 PMG: HAH
08:28 czechreck: Imagine having to change the baby...
08:28 Ed_Zeppelin: baby bukkake
08:28 czechreck: 'IT's nappy's full of OX butter
08:28 smug: baby changing is a woman's activity, czech
08:29 smug: you will become gay if you do it often
08:29 czechreck: Damn strait
08:29 czechreck: Bare foot and pregnant is all I can say
08:29 Ed_Zeppelin: but not so pregnant they cain't still split firewood
08:29 PMG: you're both?
08:29 Sabine: thats the way to be
08:29 Sabine: shoes fuckin hurt
08:30 Sabine: wait.. being pregs does too
08:30 PMG: being pregnant hurts?
08:30 czechreck: You lost your dildo again Sabine?..
08:30 Ed_Zeppelin: all that school larnin', that's what's wrong with them wimmin
08:30 czechreck: Those shoes are NOT a substitute
08:30 smug: pregnancy is God's revenge on sluts
08:31 Sabine: well.. I know that NOW
08:31 Ed_Zeppelin: have you ever seen a woman shop for shoes? They're definitely a substitute for something, bud.
08:31 czechreck: If shes readin a book.. She's not doin her job to cook
08:31 Sabine: what about for guy sluts smug?
08:31 smug: they get wives
08:31 Sabine: ah
08:31 czechreck: smug's mother was a slut?
08:31 Sabine: oooooh yeah
08:31 Ed_Zeppelin: that's not what she told me
08:31 smug: actually, male sluts get fun, nice men get punished with wives
08:31 Sabine: she was such a slut
08:31 Sabine: she got cursed with 2 smugs
08:32 smug: you would hgave to take that up with my brother, I am sure that he would know better
08:32 czechreck: Did she take it in the libary
08:32 smug: aminal is convinced that his own mum does anal
08:32 czechreck: He talks shit so... yeah
08:32 smug: I wonder if it is him that she does it with
08:32 smug: i will ask him when he is in here next
08:33 PMG: why does he even speculate?
08:33 Ed_Zeppelin: why do sluts like hoop earrings?
08:33 czechreck: aminal.. do you fuck you're mother in the arse??? ...Why yes Smug... yes I do.
08:33 PMG: they are their men's handle bars
08:33 Ed_Zeppelin: so they have a place to rest their ankles!
08:33 smug: I reckon that czech has erry future telling powers
08:33 smug: erry = eery
08:33 Ed_Zeppelin: what did the slut's left leg say to her right leg?
08:33 Ed_Zeppelin: Nothing! They never met!
08:34 smug: I really don't understand why people believe that the stars can foretell the future, or palmistry, or any of that stuff
08:34 smug: it is all utter shit
08:34 Ed_Zeppelin: you sound like a pisces to me
08:35 smug: I am indeed a pisces
08:35 Ed_Zeppelin: your aura is really purple, man
08:35 PMG: My frends mom is an astrologist, she says she believes in it cos of it's uncanny accuracy
08:35 smug: but really I am a physics nerd
08:35 PMG: but then, I just work here
08:36 smug: it is utter shite, every time that there is a scientific test, it turns out that it is in the mind of the person that has been horoscoped
08:36 czechreck: PMG... Molest me..
08:36 czechreck: Bitch
08:36 smug: they want it to be right, they convince themselves that it is
08:36 Ed_Zeppelin: when Pope Gregory redid the calendar, it threw all the astrological signs off by one. 1000 years of bullshit.
08:36 PMG: what will I get outa it czech?
08:36 smug: it would have to be unphysical, too; why would anyone believe it?
08:36 * PMG nods
08:37 PMG: ask someone who does smug
08:37 czechreck: It's always the same with these 'new' wimmin.. ME ME ME ME
08:37 Ed_Zeppelin: I'm trying to have my astrological sign legally changed
08:37 PMG: I don't mind giving if I get something outa it
08:37 czechreck: Money ok?
08:37 Ed_Zeppelin: I'm also trying to sue myself for sexual harrassment
08:38 czechreck: Cool
08:38 czechreck: So you can now go fuck yourself#?
08:39 PMG: I can fuck myself anyway
08:39 Ed_Zeppelin: I secretly recorded me saying suggestive things to myself, and I grabbed my own ass a bunch of times. I think i have a case.
08:39 PMG: as a matter of fact, I'm fucking myself right now
08:39 Ed_Zeppelin: http://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy
08:39 czechreck: Can I smell your fingers PMG?
08:39 Ed_Zeppelin: that link is especially for Torquemada
08:40 PMG: sure
08:40 czechreck: Can you stur my tea with them? It's a bit hot tho..
08:40 czechreck: *Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*
08:40 Ed_Zeppelin: who wants tea that tastes like asshole?
08:41 Ed_Zeppelin: I forgot, I'm near SF. Probably be real popular here.
08:41 * PMG flings some girl goo into czech's tea
08:41 czechreck: Arsehole tea.. It hits you in the shitter
08:41 Ed_Zeppelin: good slogan. You should write for hallmark cards
08:42 smug: 13:39 PMG: ask someone who does smug --- no one ever admits it to me if they know about me
08:43 czechreck: smug is self obsessed
08:43 czechreck: And a cunt with it..
08:44 PMG: smug, you must go outside your circle to find these cats.
08:45 smug: they are inside my circle, I know it, hiding their mental abberrations that lead them to like astrology
08:45 czechreck: That slut PMG killed chat again
08:45 smug: they need to be rooted out and killed
08:45 czechreck: DAMNIT!
08:45 smug: heh
08:46 smug: timing, little man
08:46 czechreck: DIE!
08:46 czechreck: I KEEL YUO
08:46 PMG: you wish I was a slut
08:46 smug: only if you can catch me
08:46 smug: all women are sluts
08:46 smug: or else they are frigid
08:46 PMG: prove it
08:46 PMG: :|
08:47 smug: have you ever had sex?
08:47 PMG: define sex
08:47 czechreck: Hiding the salami
08:47 smug: penis penetrating your vagina
08:47 Ed_Zeppelin: where have I heard that before?
08:47 smug: that will do
08:47 czechreck: Getting stuffed with body parts etc
08:47 Ed_Zeppelin: it depends on how you define "if"
08:47 * PMG thinks about that
08:47 PMG: czech you make it sound so appealing
08:48 smug: no, 'if' is a well defined in logic
08:48 smug: -a
08:48 czechreck: Have you been impaled by a throbbing member
08:48 PMG: PERHAPS
08:48 smug: slut!
08:48 czechreck: YOU LIE!
08:48 Ed_Zeppelin: you know, rammed your pork sword up a woman's fundament and squished baby-batter graffiti all over her uterine wall?
08:48 PMG: but it was my dad so it's ok
08:48 smug: condemned out of her own mouth!
08:48 smug: tempting her father!
08:48 smug: burn the witch!
08:48 czechreck: You just don't want to admit to BEING A SLUUUUUUUUUT!!
08:49 PMG: Oh just shut up and do me
08:49 czechreck: Throw her into the lake..
08:49 smug: everyone knows that when a woman says 'perhaps' it means 'yes yes yes'
08:49 Ed_Zeppelin: how can you tell a slut's been in your refrigerator?
08:49 smug: and when the say 'no' it means 'yes yes yes'
08:49 czechreck: If she floats we burn her, if she sinksd and drowns, we let her go free...
08:49 PMG: so what means no?
08:49 Ed_Zeppelin: there's lipstick on the cucumber!
08:49 smug: can't shut the fridge door?
08:49 smug: ah
08:49 smug: there is no 'no' for women, PMG
08:49 smug: you are the sluttish underclass
08:49 smug: you must obey
08:49 Ed_Zeppelin: how can you tell which cheerleaders are sluts?
08:49 czechreck: 'No' means yes..
08:50 smug: sure they are all sluts
08:50 Ed_Zeppelin: when they do the splits, they stick to the floor!
08:50 czechreck: Thats what they teach us in church
08:50 smug: apart from those frigid bitches who are really sluts on the inside
08:51 smug: God loves you if you take one of those and gives them a good seeing to
08:51 czechreck: Theres a slut just bursting to get out..
08:52 czechreck: Have you accepted your label of brazen hussy PMG...?
08:52 PMG: I do what and who I like :j
08:52 PMG: so sure
08:52 czechreck: Damn your making me hot.. it must be your super slut powers...
08:53 smug: you are communal property until some man tethers you, PMG
08:53 Ed_Zeppelin: don't look at his eyes!
08:53 czechreck: PMG looked my cock in the eye.. and MADE IT TURN TO STONE!
08:54 PMG: I belong to no one
08:54 PMG: You can not possess me
08:54 smug: that is because you belong to everyone
08:54 smug: although frankly everyone can be possessed
08:54 czechreck: Yesh.. this is true
08:55 * PMG waits for possession
08:55 czechreck: Assume the position slut bride
08:55 PMG: heh what position is that?
08:56 czechreck: The holy one.. the missionary position.
08:56 czechreck: Because god says it's ok
08:56 smug: god like anal
08:56 smug: likes, that is
08:56 PMG: I am a godless heathen, who cares what god wants
08:56 smug: he prefers it if you hold the woman up withher legs spread for the best view of the cock in arse action
08:57 czechreck: Even teh wicker man needs lovin wench
08:57 *** Quits: fiend (~me@MindAsylum-8008.port.east.verizon.net) (Ping timeout)
08:57 *** smug is now known as smug-pain
08:57 smug-pain: see you all post gym
08:57 PMG: later smugh
08:58 PMG: sweat some for me
08:58 smug-pain: I will be sweating enough for everyone, it is 83F here today and there is no aircon in the gym
08:58 PMG: :p
08:58 smug-pain: I may throw up
08:58 czechreck: I'd pay to see that
08:58 PMG: cool
08:59 smug-pain: nothing like pavement pizza to clear the gym
08:59 czechreck: I go on lunch
08:59 czechreck: See ya all
09:00 PMG: you are all leaving me
09:00 PMG: fuckers
09:00 *** czechreck is now known as czech_eat
09:00 PMG: I was gonna blow you both, but now
09:00 PMG: ... forget it!
09:00 *** czech_eat is now known as Eat_czech
09:00 Eat_czech: Eat me baby
09:00 PMG: no
09:00 PMG: it's too late for that
09:00 Eat_czech: Yellow
09:01 PMG: NOOOOOO!
09:02 Eat_czech: I have lost all respect for you.. promising felatio and not 'cumming up' with the goods..
09:02 PMG: I promised nothing
09:03 Nutrimentia: night, fag0rts
09:05 PMG: nite nute
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09:14 Ed_Zeppelin: night/morning all, I'm gonna let gravity win
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